15 4 / 2014

jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

(Source: bluehige, via whoredinarygirl)

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

dv2000:

Don’t U Have A Man? - Drake

(via quinnsbombs)

15 4 / 2014

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

(via whoredinarygirl)

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(Source: frozensecond, via theblackship)

15 4 / 2014

wortermelon:

if you caught me at the wrong time of the month looking at this i might have started crying

wortermelon:

if you caught me at the wrong time of the month looking at this i might have started crying

(Source: twitter.com, via theblackship)

15 4 / 2014

hi:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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(via enlarging)

15 4 / 2014

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

(via theblackship)

15 4 / 2014

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

(via milkpurinsesu)

15 4 / 2014

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via theblackship)

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

(via whorville)

15 4 / 2014

15 4 / 2014

dangerouspoetry:

moments in history

dangerouspoetry:

moments in history

(Source: beysoldweave, via beyoncebeytwice)